Please Stop Touching Me… and Other Haikus by Cats

Delve into the comically relatable world of cats with Please Stop Touching Me… and Other Haikus by Cats – the purrfect companion for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike! From Jamie Coleman, author of What I Lick Before Your Face, comes this uproarious collection of feline-inspired haikus. Each poem offers a sneak peek into the mind of your furriest friend, revealing their inner-most thoughts, their endless disdain for being touched, and the amusing poetry that reflects their daily lives.

Over 50 hilarious haikus bring to life the exasperation, indifference, and occasional affection that cats show towards their human companions. With delightful illustrations accompanying each haiku, this book is a joy for anyone who’s ever had a cat (or tried to love one!).

Why You’ll Love It:

• A hilarious collection of haikus that perfectly captures the essence of cat behavior

• Charming and witty illustrations that pair perfectly with the feline poems

• A must-have for cat owners, cat enthusiasts, or anyone who’s ever been on the receiving end of a cat’s cold shoulder

• The ideal gift for cat lovers or those who appreciate quirky, funny poetry

• Offers a humorous perspective on everyday moments with cats

Whether you’re a devoted cat parent or just looking for a good laugh, Please Stop Touching Me… and Other Haikus by Cats is the perfect read. It’s a witty, heartwarming, and hilariously accurate portrayal of life with our beloved feline friends!